L-o-s-e-r JOI MP3

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You’re here for one thing, loser.  I know exactly why that is.  The one thing you’re constantly doing, pumping that disgusting loser dick of yours as much as you can.  You are pathetic, do you see the way you look when you’re fapping that chunk of flesh between your loser legs?  We both know you can’t even remember the last time you had sex.  Fuck that hand you reject.

Cum Guzzler MP3



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There is only ONE thing you love more than jerking off. You know what it is. CUM. Your own cum. Slurping it up like the big cum guzzling whore you are. You can’t get cum out of your head, the thought of licking it, tasting it, swallowing it. You’re so thirsty for that cum load, and don’t worry… I’ll be there the whole way to make sure you do it!

Hand in Hand



Pain and pleasure go hand in hand. Wanna stroke the pain away for me, pain slut? I own you, I control you, and you’ll destroy that nut sack for me in return for letting you rub that cock and pleasure yourself. Ohhh it feels sooooo good, doesn’t it? It’ll hurt for a few seconds, but you’ll be right back in stroke heaven staring at my ass cheeks hanging out of this onsie. Beg me to abuse you more, loser!

Life Full Of Rejection



You’ve been rejected your entire life. You’re pretty used to it by now, aren’t you loser? No one likes you. No one wants you. Your neighbor doesn’t like you. Your boss doesn’t like you. Me? Oh I don’t have that problem, I am accepted and embraced every where! Rejection suits you pretty well, and it’ll be the one thing you jerk off to for the rest of your lonely loser life!

Mouth Utilization



Prepare to utilize that mouth of yours today, foot slut. Slowly stroke that aching dick to the soles of these size 9’s. They drive you crazy. You’d do anything just to touch them, lick them, kiss them. You legs tremble and you drop to your knees in their presence. Think about using that mouth of yours for them, serving them and worshiping them in any way possible. You want them close to your face, in your mouth.

Ass Worth Paying


You have always been an ass type of guy, haven’t you? You’d never thought about going broke for an ass. However, it wasn’t until you stumbled upon my ass and felt the need to PAY it. Pucker those ass loving lips up and kiss my greedy, powerful rich ass. You need my ass and you beg me to pay it. You get off on the fact it charges you extra, don’t you butt slut? Stroke and pay my ass, loser.

Foot Freak Pay Pig

Do you have any idea what my favorite kind of pay pig is?  It’s you pathetic foot loving freaks.  You make it so easy to drain you.  I can sit back, relax, prop my feet up and the money just rolls in day after day.  I know your dick is aching to be touched while worshipping my size 9s.  Go on foot wallet, you have my permission to stroke to my feet and all this cash I pluck from little foot wallets like you!

Cash Arousal



Seeing all this cash in my greedy bratty hands does things to you that you never imagined possible. Your dick stands at attention as I count bill after bill. Wanna jerk that rock hard cash cock of yours today? Since I own your cock and balls, you will do as I say and play my little jerk off game… you know the one. Red light, green light. As if charging you double wasn’t enough, now I control when you get to touch that little pay pig dick of yours and I wouldn’t have it any other way!

Exploiting You



I don’t like you. I don’t want to even talk to you. I will however exploit you for your masturbation addiction, loser. Yes you, jerk junkie loser. You’re always the reject in the corner with his dick in his hand fapping away at anything and everything. I will use your addiction to my advantage and laugh at you whilst doing it! That turns you on even more though, doesn’t it?

Tuck It



You always admired girls. You always felt out of place. That is, until you tried on a pair of panties one day and realized your little pecker fit perfectly if it was tucked to the side. Ever since you’ve had a little clitty and loved getting all dolled up as if you were “one of the girls.” Time to play with that itty bitty clitty of yours today, and I want a show!