Who needs pussy when you have a perfectly capable hand, loser?! You have TWO of them! You’re my little jerk-a-holic and we’re going to have so much fun today. Go on, you have my permission to pump that chunk of flesh between your loser legs. I want you to tweet to me, and you’ll either get to cum or get denied! I know you’re hoping to cum to my ass in these tight little booty shorts though!