Everything you’ve heard about me on campus is true, bro. I am the biggest slut on campus! I have fucked the whole lacrosse team, so I’m very experienced. I noticed that you never have any girls over or have ever had a girlfriend. Why is that?! Because you’ve been obsessed with feet for so long? Gross. Well, I’ll indulge you in your first sexual experience. You are going to cum to your sisters perfect feet today! You should be thankful for this experience!